@ericsshadow: The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam.
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@ActingAnEejit: It's illegal to tie your children to things but you can basically do the same by buying them a phone with a short charger and a bad battery.
@Cheeseboy22: Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
@djdarrellripley: Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast.