@ericsshadow: The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam.
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@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@MrsJekyllsHyde: In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?
@VerbsRProudest: Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?