@madcaplaughs30: The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like "well, can't even do that right"
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@holly_hjk: If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)
@suz1973luq: Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.
@Pundamentalism: Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.
@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.