@TravLeBlanc: The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times.
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@mjm866: You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog
@KevinFarzad: Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole "productivity" thing
@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
@PimpleEye: It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober.