@CakeThrottle: The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
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@CoopFogg: When I order pizza online, in the "Special Instructions for the Driver" box, I put "Tell me I'm a pretty princess". And they do. And I am.
@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
@Juicedballs: Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*