@CakeThrottle: The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
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@DukEB51: My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
@Smug_Lemur: Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work.
@WritePlay: *dog barks at absolutely everything, every time* Me: SHUT UP *dog barks at burglar, one time* Me: It's like he just knew there was danger