@daskidcoppi: The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club.
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@bouncingblonde: Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like "now what?"...all talk eh boys?
@PyrBliss: I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.
@PaperFury: REASONS TO BRING BACK DRAGONS • can cook your toast • would be a warm and wholesome nap partner • riding one + your cloak fluttering behind you is epic • they can scream companionably with you • if you're losing an argument, your dragon can just eat the person
@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho