@daskidcoppi: The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club.
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@Mr_Kapowski: *hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night* *wife reaches over* "Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?" *already locked myself in the bathroom*
@sixthformpoet: It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.
@Fun_Beard: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966): A hermit living within his means is ultimately corrupted by the power of consumerism.