@yenniwhite: The first rule of Fight Club is to have a sibling.
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@ClichedOut: Reasons I visit a TL: 1. You're a genius 2. You're far from a genius 3. I like you 4. I know you hate me and want you to know I know
@notseriouslyamy: Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Weather channel: It's going to get up into the mid-30's this afternoon but it'll still feel like it's in the teens. Me: Literally me.
@Book_Krazy: Batman: Why so down? Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *[Jesus enters] Aquaman: Dammit!