@tigersgoroooar: The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin.
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@thepunningman: "How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?" 384 my liege "Ok, round them up" 400 my liege
@ericsshadow: If your phone fell in a toilet, you would... 1995: ...leave it, toilets are gross Today: [wrist-deep in urine] BRING ME A BOWL OF RICE NOW
@Lexi__Alexandra: I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party.