@tigersgoroooar: The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin.
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@RowdyBowden: Raggedy Andy knew he was becoming a man when he noticed yarn where there wasn't yarn before.
@lafpgh: Sure, I'd love to Skype with you. Just hold on a sec while I brush my hair and undergo various cosmetic surgery procedures.
@murrman5: *catches frisbee* "this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"
@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.