@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .
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@rickygervais: Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)
@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular
@TheTweetOfGod: Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way.