@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .
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@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
@T_N_Crumpets: Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED! Wife: Dave, I'm at wo- Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7
@pissrifle: this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*