@Fred_Delicious: the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
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@Eagle_Vision: My wife is gorgeous, selfless, amazing, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
@dumbbeezie: Goodnight everyone except the guy who invented that thing that shows that you are typing something
@Book_Krazy: Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one "Let's put up a tent in the living room"
@Girl_Censored: I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard...