@TheTweetOfGod: The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists.
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@shutupmay: she died as she lived: screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ANY OF YOUR SCREENWRITERS EVER MET A HUMAN WOMAN?????" at her computer screen
@sofarrsogud: The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.
@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.