@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.
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@AGreaterMonster: When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently.
@AmericanGent69: Me having sex is like bungee jumping. It's either amazing, or someone gets seriously injured. There is no in between.
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.