@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.
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@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@ch000ch: [pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers
@TheWoodenslurpy: I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him.