@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.
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@64spoons: Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me
@Ygrene: Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete! Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*
@tarashoe: birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
@DavidKinney: If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear