@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
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@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians