@StumpWoodley: The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit.
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@thenatewolf: *I hold my date's hand for the first time* Date: I've got butterflies in my stomach Me: same. I ate A LOT of butterflies before this
@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
@pixelatedboat: The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini