@BrandonEsWolf: The flight attendant keeps saying "Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."
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@slooberbie: "Please! There’s no need to interact with me. I’m just here to observe." -me in every social situation
@HeyZeus666: I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like.
@Darlainky: I'm feeling weak. I've got chills. With Valentine's Day so close, love is in the air. So is the flu though. I sure hope it's the flu.
@Brampersandon_: A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. "Just don't ask to see our data" clucked one feathered researcher.