@aligarchy: the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?
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@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@MomOnFire: H: Something's wrong with you. M: Yes. H: No, like for real. M: Yes, I told you that from day one. H: But you were kidding... M: Haha, no.