@aligarchy: the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?
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@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
@Gwinifer: Life with me is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get the crazy one filled with arsenic.
@KateWhineHall: Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls" was actually a literal statement.
@ThaJawn: Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little..