@ThisOneSayz: The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not.
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@TheMichaelRock: It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly.
@Ristolable: First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks "is that your puppy?" say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
@Piecezilla: [Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast
@markydoodoo: Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?