@_youhadonejob: The fourth largest religion.
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@d_duhwit: Elf cop:"We got a robbery in progress on Candy Cane lane. Hit the light Rudolf! *Rudolf sticks nose through sunroof*
@seamussaid: teaching my 1yo daughter to shout "Mike Wazowski!" every time someone opens a closet door
@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.