@AimeeHelene1: The French cow says MEUX...
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@johnfreiler: my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET
@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
@GreyDeLisle: I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong "mom butt" at the grocery store.