@SCbchbum: The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize.
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@bobvulfov: [hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say
@TheRolo: I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.