@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
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@QwertyJones3: [Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that. *shows handful of white marbles*
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate.
@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.