@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
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@kwirkyKerri: Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)
@GrantTanaka: As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself "What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can "go to hell!" Make up your mind already.