@YourAnMoron: The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees.
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@lecalabara: Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
@WheelTod: [First Date. Full moon] Her: You looked different in your profile picture. Werewolf: I forgot to check the calendar
@BlackJerms: So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men