@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
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@JMNuch23: When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply by 3 and add the number of guys in her phone named Tyler
@TheAlexNevil: Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?
@OfficialMizGin: I wish I were a Jedi. I don’t want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day.