@wolfpupy: [the ghost of christmas future points at my grave] finally im dead [i lay down in the grave] stop kicking me ghost im not learning anything
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@jjmick45: GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google "woman stabs" and see how many stories come up.
@SciencePorn: The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it.
@TankCesar: The tattoo was temporary, but my love of dolphins shooting fire out of their mouths is forever.
@EmmaUtters: Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids