@offsidebastard: The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible.
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@wickedsuga: Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself.
@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.