@offsidebastard: The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible.
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@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@SirEviscerate: Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
@Reverend_Scott: *rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume.
@meganamram: Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies