@louise_vuitton: The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as "Meghen" like I lay eggs or some shit.
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@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.
@dafloydsta: Doc: I'm afraid you got 6 months to live Me: Why are YOU afraid? Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW?