@ShaneKnowsStuff: The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, "Hey, what's your friend's name?" Never works on me ladies.
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@thepunningman: I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? "Google Glass" I know what glass is, Catherine.
@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
@jilltwiss: My best guy friend and I vowed if we’re still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?