@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
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@E_lok44: When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do.
@SemFitty: *wear sunscreen* *go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose* *now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*
@Amburglar_: If someone came to my door & said "We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink." I'd be living large.
@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.