@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
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@nachosarah: when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak
@bornmiserable: [me, taking a drug test at work] the company didn't specify which drugs we had to take to prepare for this, so I took them all
@Sal0630: Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil