@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
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@Carbosly: A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
@ashleyn1cole: WTF NEW YORK?!?!?! I carried a paper grocery bag with a baguette in it for BLOCKS and NOBODY FELL IN LOVE WITH ME.
@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.