@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
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@ramenfuneral: if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like "kale satan" and "i love the dark gourd" and nobody would stop me
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.