@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.
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@GordoHelio: Job interview... H- "So how would you describe yourself?" Me- "Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"..
@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@LurkAtHomeMom: 4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)