@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.
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@Just_Lee_: It took 11 years but hubby can finally read me like a book. A Greek book. Read upside down wearing a blindfold. It's a vast improvement.
@joejwest: ME: Who do you want to be at my Frozen-themed party? FRIEND: Let me be Olaf or Elsa ME: Ok but never threaten me in an Italian accent again
@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.