@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.
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@pakalupapito: sleeping is nice because ur not actually dead and ur not awake so its a win-win situation
@boomdingwinning: Remember, it doesn't have to be the "perfect" muder, just an unsolvable one. ~me as a motivational speaker
@tastefactory: HOUSE: I had dreams but no I'll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever WIFE: Did u hear something ME: It's just the house settling
@Gupton68: I often offer prayers for my parents to be smiling and happy as they look down on me from heaven, but dad says if I include it again when I'm saying Grace it will be the last time they visit for Thanksgiving.