@AbbyHasIssues: The good news is it wasn't a bug. The bad news is I beat the crap out of a black bean on the floor with my shoe.
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@iwearaonesie: me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*
@beefman138: "Wow, that's great!" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died.
@OhMyBlondie: If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here.
@david8hughes: [meeting at round table] "King Arthur, if I may?" "Go ahead." "Castles but bouncier." "Bouncy castles?" "But you gotta take your shoes off."