@Torriable: The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed
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@weenbeans: me: "okay I might as well just say it..I love you" girl dinosaur: "omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!" *meteorite*
@NinjaSweatpants: Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears
@primawesome: If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.