@Torriable: The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed
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@HatfieldAnne: Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: "DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"
@Griffinreborn: In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers
@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.