@dumbbeezie: The government has already implanted chips in our heads. Mine are barbecue
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@Rollinintheseat: I wonder why nobody told Forrest Gump's mom that all you have to do is flip over the box of chocolates and it tells you what's inside.
@hippieswordfish: COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena
@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.
@blade_funner: [my first day as a 911 operator] *eating peanut butter with a spoon* 911 wath er mumergy