@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
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@BMcCarthy32: if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?
@AbbyHasIssues: I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.
@chuuew: [JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle