@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
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@rad_milk: women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
@mattytalks: Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
@thejessbess: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, "K" so it must be pretty bad.