@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
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@AntozWolf: I ask myself, "How did I get here?," I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
@_ElvishPresley_: Me: I’ll have the steak Waiter: how do you like it Me: idk I haven’t eaten it yet
@WalkingOutside: I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE.