@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
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@daemonic3: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend
@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@daemonic3: CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank
@shariv67: You can blame those "meddling kids" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost.