@jfrank50: The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
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@wilw: I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit.
@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?