@tequilasaltlife: The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
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@mikejanson2: 5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*
@wesleybordelon: Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section.
@chrissyissie: Literally held in a sneeze because I was giving my husband the silent treatment and I didn't want him to bless me