@tequilasaltlife: The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
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@NewSATQuestion: #NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even