@samalmightysam: The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month.
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@MavenofHonor: This milk is so far past its expiration date that I'm only going to have a small slice.
@GrowlyGrego: I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them.
@ValeeGrrl: Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half.