@Cheeseboy22: The greatest joy you can feel as a parent is when you get the call that they've canceled your kid's Saturday sporting event.
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@Fickle_Filly: Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot
@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@causticbob: Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?