@moose_chocolate: The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now.
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@gerryhallcomedy: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: You don’t have a shot with Padmé. Anakin: Don’t underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*
@NicestHippo: [high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life