@TheDreamGhoul: the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here
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@Honda_954: Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, "does this taste funny", the other replies "No".
@krisv_723: Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes.
@C00LpenNAME: They say your home is your castle. But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops
@PaulFrei: How many rum & cokes are too many after a couple Vicodin? Asking for this EMT. He seems pretty interested.