@12ozCourage: The guy at the urinal next to me must really like my wrist watch.
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@MableGertrude: I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun.
@INDlAN_: If you don’t sleep now, you’ll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you’ll fail in the exam. Life is a mess.