@12ozCourage: The guy at the urinal next to me must really like my wrist watch.
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@samalmightysam: 1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.
@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.
@behindyourback: The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do.