@kiralc: explaining cat scratches is like defending an abusive boyfriend to your parents "he didn't mean it" "you guys just don't know him like I do"
@Bunnydurden: Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
@mostunladylike: He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss.
And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians.
@Tharin_P: The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me.
*faints*
@KeetPotato: "i said make him fetch"
yeah?
"what have you done"
he looks pretty fetching to me
*dog in shirt & tie*
does he have a job interview or somet
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