@supertweetjen: The guy two cubes down wears vests, curls his mustache, and never says a word. I always smile politely because maybe he'll spare my life.
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@CourtneyBale: [courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail
@AbbieEvansXO: Detective: one of you is the murderer The actual murderer: *remains calm* Me, innocent: *starts sweating, heart rate goes through roof, displays every sign of guilt it is possible to display*