@AndyAsAdjective: the guy who came up with the name “eggnog” should get to name more things
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@WheelTod: You want me to make up a word for the period of my life before I became a mailman? That's preposterous
@Social_Mime: Bartender - Would you like to try our pumpkin beer? Me - Can I have a different bartender please?
@BallsMcBallski: It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something.