@codyspencer0: The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling
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@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "You have lost a lot of blood." Me: "That's not good." Doctor: "It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."
@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.