@J_Illunninati: The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them
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@goodballs: Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress.
@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@RobotThomas: Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill.