@J_Illunninati: The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@upsidedowntrash: Satan: welcome to your own hell where… me: is it hot in here or is it just me ;) Satan:…everyones a comedian. me: haha i just like to keep it light. Satan: no, [gesturing around] EVERYones a comedian. me: oh god
@heatherlarson77: Whenever someone says they did something "like a boss" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it.