@samalmightysam: The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bazecraze: People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch.
@TheToddWilliams: [job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That’s pr--*thump*
@fart: if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas