@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
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@matt___nelson: *beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*
@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.
@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.