@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
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@Chelsea_Elle: I take it personally when I let a car cut in front of me and then they immediately get into another lane. Come back you are with me now.
@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.
@Home_Halfway: Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says "What's up, Doc?" he's legitimately concerned.
@Kim_pulsive: My dogs keep looking at me as if I have the power to fix the snow outside but I'm too goddamned lazy to do it