@TheBoydP: The hardest part of being a dog is not understanding why squirrels don’t want to play with you.
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@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@legendofchelda: Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie
@vikkaroni: OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then.