@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
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@TheRolo: [1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?