@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
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@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.
@SatansTongue: Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem
@iRowlf: I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me.
@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus