@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
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@JoshuaFlail: My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard.
@GrabTheWEness: If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?