@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
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@daemonic3: [waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! "What'll it be?" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan