@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
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@vanluvz1: I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.
@AbbyHasIssues: I missed two of my mom's calls, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called.
@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.