@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
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@ArtConDee: Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*
@LindzThoughts: If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid.