@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
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@richardosman: My answer to the question "where would you most like to work?" is the same as to the question "what's your favourite dog?" Chocolate lab.
@sarcasm_inc: *leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. "Hi" "Hey" Hi."Push It" is about takin a dump, right? "No" "Nope" *hands friend $5*
@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.