@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
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@smint: Spending this evening saving Princess Zelda, because Princess Zelda has never 'accidentally' hooked up with her Sociology T.A. while abroad.
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@Starchily90: Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Cause otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
@tryped: Me: I am sad, we don't have any cookie crumble for my ice cream. Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby